If I were a kangaroo, and if I had a pouch,
I’d fill it up with jellybeans– so many that I’d slouch.
[28/12/18]
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If I were a kangaroo, and if I had a pouch,
I’d fill it up with jellybeans– so many that I’d slouch.
[28/12/18]
Sounds nice. I’d prefer milk duds but they would probably melt.
I guess jellybeans might melt together too but then you’d get a magical all-flavoured clump and I’m not at all adverse to that
That makes me think of when I was a kid and the older people would offer hard candy. You needed a chisel to break off a piece or else you would have a clump of candy the size of a softball.
Exactly. Or the horrifying moment when you realise that you have left sweets in your pocket on a warm day and they’ve melted into a sticky mess.
(And the joy when you realise you can still salvage them beneath all of your pocket lint)
I remember rinsing pocket candy off when I was a kid so I could eat it.
I encourage this behaviour