An open heart

I always feel so cautious about opening my heart
But the truest test of all is to comfortably fart.
Not a little cute one, and not even a queef–
I really want to rip one so you taste it in your teeth.
And in that dank miasma, you truly will have passed
If you can kiss me whilst you breathe that present from my ass.

[28/12/18]

6 thoughts on “An open heart

      1. You are welcome. I love toilet humor. Actually, I love all kinds of humor 🙂

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