Anecdotes

He said he had an anecdote. I told him that was fine
But did he have a head dote and a back dote for his spine?

Did he have a foot dote? Did he have one for each toe?
And, dolefully, I asked him– what’s a dote when it’s at home?

I said I’d heard of does before as those are baby deer
And I suppose that does have necks… But a neck doe sounds queer.

I’ve also heard of antidotes but judging by his quote
This man seemed very pro-dote, so I dropped my no-dote vote.

The man ignored my questions, and swiftly left the room.
Anecdotally and totally, he didn’t seem amused.

[27/12/18]

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